Tuesday, March 2, 2010

This is what happens when you are hired by three places simultaneously

1) You don't see your friends or family, only your co-workers, who become both
2) You lose all sense of time/space/place and timeslip
3) You think many words but have not time in which to write them
4) You don't get to make art, and it's all you want to do
5) You eat crackers standing up in your kitchen with tuna fish from a can at 4 a.m. and can't tell if it is breakfast or dinner
6) Produce rots in your fridge from neglect
7) Your cats snub you
8) Your laundry piles up to 12-load mountains
9) You fail to do any and all paperwork
10)You run out of stamps, toilet paper, and conditioner. Simultaneously.


bakerstl07 said...

Yeah, especially number 1...

Lina Kirkwood said...

You don't know anything about all-encompassing jobs, do you bakerstl07?