VIA Oatmeal: Why not to name lakes while eating dinner:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chaubunagungamaug

This pirate approves of this incidence of (drumroll please) landlocked piracy! EpicWin for Webster, Mass.

Forty Cannon Salute *bambambam* *pewpewpewpew* [oh noes party crashed by laser-powered kittens]

overboard!into the kayaks!